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Total Medals Earned: 187 (From 32 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,445 Points

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/25/11
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
First Blood Unlocked 3/25/11
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/25/11
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are Unlocked 5/14/11
5 Points
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Death By Slow Internet Unlocked 5/13/11
10 Points
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Baby I Was Born To Survive Unlocked 5/12/11
25 Points
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
BWOOOOONG Unlocked 5/14/11
25 Points
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost Unlocked 5/14/11
25 Points
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
So Vivid And Intense Unlocked 5/13/11
25 Points
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Too Soon, Finish Late Unlocked 5/13/11
25 Points
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone Unlocked 5/11/11
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Viewer Number 301 Unlocked 5/13/11
25 Points
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Charged With Battery Unlocked 5/11/11
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
EVERYONE IS YOU Unlocked 5/14/11
100 Points
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
The End The Game Unlocked 5/11/11
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)

Road of the Dead

Gunslinger Unlocked 10/22/11
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
No Mercy Unlocked 10/25/11
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Zombie Sniper Unlocked 10/28/11
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior 25 Points Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 3/24 (85/1,000 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/11/11
5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire Unlocked 3/26/11
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Centerpieces 5 Points A Nice Center Smash
Droppin' Ten 5 Points Ten Crush-Hugs
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)

Sydney Shark

AirbusA380 Unlocked 4/6/11
25 Points
Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk Unlocked 4/6/11
25 Points
Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli Unlocked 4/6/11
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 4/6/11
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 5/11/11
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 5/11/11
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 4/6/11
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
NuclearRocket Unlocked 4/6/11
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Sailplane Unlocked 4/6/11
25 Points
Take down the sailplane
UFO Unlocked 4/6/11
25 Points
Take down the UFO
Zeppelin Unlocked 5/11/11
25 Points
Take down the zeppelin
Horse Unlocked 5/11/11
50 Points
Kill 9 horses
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)

The Abusive Review Quiz

Garbage Unlocked 9/18/11
5 Points
Terrible Game
Normal Unlocked 9/18/11
5 Points
Bad Game
Bronze Unlocked 9/18/11
10 Points
Good Game
Hacsev Unlocked 9/18/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Silver Unlocked 9/18/11
25 Points
Nice Game
Gold 50 Points Great Game
Deity 100 Points Perfect Game
Cheater! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Weebl Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)

The Drawing Grounds

Junior Artist Unlocked 10/9/12
5 Points
Finished your first drawing.
Randomizer Unlocked 10/9/12
5 Points
Started a game with a random user.
Messenger 5 Points Notified someone after taking your turn.
Umad? 5 Points Found the hidden troll face.
Sketcher 10 Points Reach a score of at least 10.
Colorpicker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heartbreaker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Loner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)

The Squirrel Game

A Harsh Winter Coming On Unlocked 3/24/11
5 Points
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Firing Up a Jay Unlocked 3/24/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fly Me To the Moon Unlocked 3/24/11
10 Points
Complete Story Mode
Brass Nuts Unlocked 3/25/11
25 Points
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Crafty as a Fox 25 Points Complete Story Mode without dying
The Golden Path 25 Points Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Quarter Kilometer 50 Points Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/170 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 3/26/11
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 3/26/11
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 3/26/11
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 3/26/11
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 3/26/11
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 3/27/11
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 3/26/11
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 3/27/11
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 3/27/11
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 3/26/11
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 3/27/11
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 3/27/11
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 3/27/11
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 3/27/11
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 3/27/11
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 3/27/11
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell Unlocked 3/27/11
50 Points
Buy everything
Master Unlocked 3/27/11
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 3/27/11
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 3/27/11
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)